User blog:Vanessa is No.1/The Adventures of Golden and Valentina

Episode 1
Golden: Hello everybody, my name is Golden and this is my best friend Valentina

Valentina: Hi

Golden: And we today are going to have a Christmas Party

Golden: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNd here are our guests


 * Courtney, Silver and Ice walk in door

Golden: Why'd you invite all cats!, Valentina why did you invite all cats!!!

Valentina: I didn't invite all cats

Golden: Well who's coming that's a dog


 * Door opens, Vanessa walks in

Vanessa: Hi honey


 * Golden Yells

Golden: Don't call me 'Honey'

Golden: Valentina, your guests are terrible

Valentina: We just wanted a Christmas Party

Golden: I know but this crowd is...

Golden: 3 annoying Cats and my girlfriend, well that's what she tells everybody

Vanessa: Hey that's not fair

Golden: I DON'T LIKE YOU

Vanessa: I'm wearing vanilla perfume your favorite

Golden: No your not you smell like wet dog


 * Golden walks away

Vanessa: You do to


 * Golden stops

Golden: Oh it's on now

Vanessa: OK OK you smell fine smell fine


 * Awkward silence

Vanessa: I at least want to be your friend

Golden: FINE


 * Golden hugs and kisses Vanessa

Golden: THERE

Vanessa: You kissed me

Valentina: Golden get over here


 * Valentina pulls Golden away and Golden punches Vanessa on there way

Vanessa: Ow


 * Vanessa lays there moveless. She pops up PARTY!!!!

Valentina: Come on come on


 * Valentina pulls Golden into Guest Room


 * Courtney shoves face far into the camera

Courtney: Heller everybody it is Christmas Day and I am having fun aaaat the Christmas Party


 * Courtney walks away then walks back with face still shoved in camera

Courtney: Was my head to big when I was just talking


 * Courtney walks away

Courtney (As she is Walking): I thought so


 * Ice Opens Guest Room door

Ice: I can help right

Valentina: No you can't

Ice: Why not


 * Valentina throws Ice over with the rest


 * Valentina walks back into the guest room

Valentina: So...

Golden: She brought 3 annoying cats and a dog that's crazy for me...why why why


 * Valentina bends over as Golden is pushing her down, Valentina is on 2 paws still bent back without Golden there

Golden: I said why

Valentina: You should know why it wouldn't be a party

Golden: yes but...


 * Vanessa breaks door down and leaps onto Golden

Vanessa: So what are we talking about?

Golden: Nonononono get out


 * Ice jumps in then Silver and Courtney jump in

Golden: getoutgetoutgetout

Golden: Hey everyone let's play Attack Valentina

Valentina: Let's not


 * Everyone jumps and claws Valentina

Valentina: no ow ow OW

After a few minutes...

Valentina: I love it

Golden: That's for inviting people that I have no friends with

Valentina: Then make friends


 * Courtney walks over

Courtney: What are we talking about over here?

Valentina: Will you just-

Golden: Leave us alone

Ice: Golden and Valentina wanna kiiss

Vanessa: Oh they won't that is my job


 * Vanessa attacks Valentina


 * Valentina throws Vanessa into Bathroom and Ice locks the door

Vanessa: Ow

Ice: wheeee


 * Golden growls

Golden sounds in scariest voice by any Webkinz EVER: Valentina

Valentina: Yea we are just having a Christmas Party whoo

Golden: I'm going to sleep in the basemant bed


 * Golden walks over and lays down

After 15 minutes passes...


 * Everyone attacks Golden while he is asleep even Valentina

Golden: Really Really

Valentina: I had nothing to do with this

Golden: You could have stood up to them you are the biggest one here

Valentina:Well I didn't


 * As soon as Golden was about to kill Valentina Courtney jumped over them onto a cushion

Courtney: That was fun

Silver: Whoo woo

Vanessa: I don't know


 * Ice, Valentina and Golden jump to

Golden: I...am...sickofthispartyI'mleavingthisparty

Vanessa:Waitwaitwaitwaitwait


 * Vanessa runs after him

Golden:No leave me ALONE!!!!


 * Golden throws Vanessa into a cactus

Vanessa:Wait noooo

Vanessa (After giving up running after him): I'm going to get back at him

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...

*An odd creature jump behind Golden and attacks him

???: don't look back or you will drop dead

Golden: What's happening ACK help me I'm afraid

Silver: (Chuckles) That's Vanessa who's pulling Golden this all is just a big fat joke

Valentina: she's doing what?!

Valentina:I'm gonna get her

Outside...

Golden: Help me Help me

???: Silence

Valentina: Golden turn around it's Vanessa


 * Golden turns

Golden:Vanessa!!

Vanessa:Huh huh....bye


 * Vanessa runs away

Golden:I'm shutting the camera off...good bye everybody

(Background) Golden:Valentina send em home

Episode 2
Golden:Hello everybody my name is Golden and you can probably guess who this is but I'm gonna tell you anyway if you are not famous with our work...Valentina

Valentina:Hello

Valentina:I'm available

Golden:Will you come back here

Golden:Anyway


 * Vanessa butts in

Vanessa: Who are we talking about, are we talking about you being the cutest man in the whole wide world

Golden:No we are not so GO AWAY!!!


 * Vanessa walks away

Golden:She has a SUPER crush on me and she SUPER annoying plus she is SUPER silly and SUPER crazy


 * Golden sighs

Golden:I wish she would just GO AWAY


 * Courtney walks in front of camera

Courtney: WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!

Golden:O for the love of all things Josh

Courtney:What did I interrupt something


 * Courtney shovs face in camera

Courtney:OOhh big camera

Golden:GET OUT

Courtney:Why


 * Golden shoves Courtney away

Golden:Gogogogogogogo

Golden:Sorry America those guys are really annoying

Golden:Anyway, we are here at the ottest club in town


 * People start walking through the camera path

Golden:The Webkinz...


 * Even more people start to walk

Golden:Actually I don't really know what it's called...anyway all I know is that it's Really Really packed


 * Demen and Vanessa walk through camera

Vanessa:Hi Hubby

Golden:I'm not your future hubby


 * Allison walks through camera then backs up

Allison:Ooh a camera the camera's love me yeah yeah come here


 * Allison kisses camera

Allison:Hey I'm pretty

Valentina: GET OUT OF OUR SHOOT


 * Allison runs away

Allison:I'll exchange Courtney with me


 * Allison throws Courtney away


 * Courtney comes back and throws Allison away

Courtney:I'm back

Golden:LEAVE US ALONE!!! I mean really leave us ALONE

Rosebush:Hey that's Courtney!


 * Everyone in club starts to praise Courtney

Golden:Why is Courtney so special

Golden:That's not fair I'm the star I fixed the camera she just likes to annoy me

Courtney:What can I say they love me right

Golden:Valentina we are LEAVING HERE

2 hours later...

Golden:It's more peaceful up at the top of Mount Kinz nobody can get up here cause it's 20.000 feet up

Golden (panting hard): no one can get up here

Golden:But no one has the strength to climb all the way

Courtney:Really!!

Golden:Oh for Pete's sake go down

Valentina:Well while he's busy I'm going to tell you about my life


 * Mountain starts to shake and falls over

Valentina:Oh no

We Will Be Right Back...

The 3 fall into a hole in The Webkinz...


 * Courtney moves a poisonious snake out of the camera not knowing that it's a poisonous snake

Courtney:I got it don't worry

Golden:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


 * Vanessa walks by Golden without no one seeing her

Vanessa:Hi

Golden:WILL YOU JUST LEAVE I AM SICK OF YOU RUINING MY LIFE WILL YOU JUST SHUT YOU PIEHOLE

Valentina:I got this


 * Vanessa bites her leg

Valentina: OOWWW

Golden:SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE wait not you Valentina


 * Valentina walks away crying

Golden:I didn't mean you


 * Vanessa gets up in camera

Vanessa:Yo


 * Everyone gathers around the 2

Vanessa:Now is our chance


 * Vanessa kisses Golden

Golden:I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR-

Episode 3
Golden:Hello everyone my name is Golden and this is my best friend Valentina the big one the really big pink cat

Valentina:You're very nice DID YOU KNOW THAT!

Golden:OK so let's go Valentina


 * Golden walks away Valentina stays there

Valentina: I don't know where I'm going so I'm just going to stay here

Golden:Are you coming are what

Valentina:Is Vanessa here?

Golden:No

Valentina:Then let's stay here

Golden:You're smart


 * Valentina starts whistling

Golden:This is SO boring I'm just gonna go

Golden:nonononononononono

Courtney:HI

Golden:What did I do? What did I do to deserve this What did I do wrong

Valentina:You didn't sit


 * Golden starts crying harder and harder

Valentina:While he has a nervous breakdown-

Courtney:Oo can I do this part

Valentina:You don't even know what do say

Courtney:I know that's the FUN PART

Courtney:Today's episode has been brought to you today by-

Valentina:We don't have sponsers you Idiot

Golden:OK I think I'm good Ok

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
 * Vanessa walks in

Vanessa:Hi Golden


 * Golden starts bawling again

Vanessa:oh future hubby I'm Sor-

Golden:I AM NOT YOUR FUTURE HUBBY!!!!!!!!!!

Vanessa:You didn't have to be so mean


 * Vanessa sniffs Golden

Vanessa:You smell like cat

Golden (Shifting his head):You did not just go there you did not just go there

Vanessa (Imitading Golden):Oh yes I did Oh yes I did word word word word

Golden:Oh it's go time


 * Golden jumps on Vanessa camera turns to Valentina


 * Clawing scratching, explotions, and swordfighting heard in the background

Courtney:Oh there such a great couple

Valentina:OK

Valentina:Listen never listen to her or anything coming from her mouth

Valentina:OK so as they continue fighting I am going to shut the camera off because Golden wanted to talk to you about something but he's a little busy and it could be a while so what's the point anyway bye

Episode 4

 * Golden talking to Valentina not knowing the camera is on

Golden:Oh yeah well you should just can it

Golden: Oh hi everyone I'm Golden and this is Valentina

Golden: If you are wondering why we --- Actually I'm not going to tell you what we were arguing about it's kinda well not good for this site anyway


 * Vanessa walks in

Vanessa: Hi Future Hubby

Golden: I AM NOT YOUR STINKIN FUTURE HUBBY


 * Vanessa kisses Golden

Golden: I am going to kill you

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...


 * Golden leaps onto Vanessa


 * Vanessa cuts off Golden's oxygen

Golden:owowowowowowowowow no no no!!!


 * Vanessa starts beating Golden to the ground

As Golden and Vanessa wrestle Valentina says: Hi America


 * Crowds start to clap

Golden:What happened why were there clapping without me I'm the star of the show!


 * Courtney walks in

Courtney: Hi everyone

Golden: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ELVIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE SO ANNO-YING


 * Golden attacks Courtney


 * Vanessa jump onto Golden

Golden:What was that for I didn't even do anything I don't think she was trying to hit me


 * Golden leaves

Courtney: Since he's gone we can sing

Vanessa and Courtney singing: Deck the halls with bows of holly fa la la la la la la la la tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la I don't know the rest of the song fa LA LA LALA LA LA LA LA doo dee dee dee do do da da deedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedoo WHOOP

Valentina: OK that was Christmas music an it was actually pretty good


 * Golden walks in

Golden: The camera shuts off now

Episode 5 (Part 1 of 3)
Golden:Hello everyone my name is Golden and this is my friend Valentina say hello Valentina

Valentina:Hello everybody

Golden:And today I bought or you know kinda stole a popcorn bucket so now I'm going to eat some of it


 * Golden looks in the popcorn tin

Golden: oh no

Golden:My popcorn is now poisoned

Valentina:Why why is it poisoned


 * Courtney pops out of the popcorn tin

Courtney:HI EVERYBODY

Golden:NO NO NO WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYY

Courtney:You get me free with every purchase

Golden: Well guess what I don't want to get you free with every purchase so ha how about that

Courtney:You are SO mean so mean

Golden:Now I can't eat any popcorn and it's all your fault

Golden:OK so the butter side is poisoned I'll eat the cheddar side

Golden:NO


 * Golden flies over the edge of the loveseat


 * Vanessa pops out

Vanessa:All right

Vanessa:Where'd my future hubby go

Golden:I'm not your future hubby and I'm down here at the edge of the loveseat I wasn't amused when I saw you come out of THE POPCORN TIN

Vanessa:You get me free with every purchase

Golden:Oh like I believe that I do NOT beleive that one bit

Vanessa:Well now we can have a party

Golden: no no no we are not going to have a party

Courtney:We already have the popcorn so we could

Golden:Fine but the carmel side's all we go- OH NO


 * Demen pops out

Demen:Hey

Demen:You can me free with every purchase

Golden:Don't believe him this is just a hoax this is nothing special I'm shutting the camera off

Valentina:WAIT

Golden:What

Valentina:There is nobody else in the tin

Golden:There probably hiding hey there are no lumps oh thank the Lord there is no one else


 * Golden eats some and spits it out

Golden:OH FOR PETE'S SAKE there is hair all over my popcorn that's it the camera shuts off now because I don't think you wanna see this

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...

Episode 6 (Part 2 of 3)

 * Vanessa,Courtney, and Demen are laying on the loveseat moveless

Golden:Huh And that is what ya get

Golden:Hello everybody I just turned off the camera for like a split-second because I had to do this

Valentina:Anyway let's eat some more popcorn

Golden:I also got all the cat hair removed too. AUUUGGGHHH!!!


 * Lacie pops out

Lacie:Hello

Golden:Who are you

Lacie:When you get 3 webkinz with every purchase you get 3 free

Golden:Where are the other 2?


 * Amber and LJ pop out

Golden:Are you kidding me This is just wrong I just wanted a popcorn tin and this is what I get this is Not Funny NOt FUnny NOT FUNNY not funny


 * Camera zooms in on Amber trying to make herself look better

Golden:notfunnynotfunnynotfunny YOU'RE NOT GOLDEN


 * Zooms in on Golden again

Golden:Bright side no more Webkinz in the bucket


 * Manny pops out

Manny:Hi

Golden:getuhwhattuhgippledurpledink

Golden:What are you doing here this is just WRONG JUST WRONG I mean look at these people ALL I WANTED WAS A POPCORN TIN

Golden:My best friends a cat,A dog who's crazy for me, and her big brother who clearly weird-looking, a manatee how I can't find out how he's breathing because he not underwater, a girl lion who thinks she's all that, abig-mouthed cat that talks to loud, a dog that's has the weirdest voice in the whole weird if you could here it, and a Leopard that I don't even know what's wrong with him. and that's not what I wanted I wanted a POP-CORN-TIN OK I'm gonna shut the camera off now bye.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...

Episode 7 (Part 3 of 3)
Golden:OK I am sick of those Webkinz so I tossed them out and I...I kept the Black Poodle cause she's kinda cute

Lacie:Thank you Thank You very much

......

Lacie:When you get 3 webkinz with every purchase you get 3 free

Golden:I know that but I just want it's you

Lacie:You're very nice

Valentina:Well...

Golden:Can it Valentie

Valentina:Who?

Golden:Ahem thank you Lacie

Valentina:You said she had the weirdest voice in the whole wide world

Golden:I know but she's very VERY cute and she was also the least annoying so

Valentina Do you have a feeling we are being watched by someone?

Golden:Uh no why? I don't see anybody the family dog isn't even looking at us I mean there is no one here


 * Courtney's head is sticking out of a pillow

Courtney:HI

Golden:Oh for crying out loud

Courtney:WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

Golden:Would you just leave JUST JUST AUUUGGGHHHH

Valentina:Courtney will you just leave please

Courtney:No I'm gonna have the time of my life with this thing


 * Holds Lacie up

Lacie:Hello

Courtney:Oh man I'm gonna have so much fun SOOOOO where'd you put that popcorn tin

Golden:I'm not speaking to you

Courtney:I think he said the refridgerator

..............

Courtney:It's not in there

Courtney:Where is it you liar

.............

Courtney:I think he died

..............

Courtney:He's not moving what do I do

Lacie:He put the stinkin popcorn tin in the kitchen on the floor

Courtney:Oh what she said I'll go get it

...............

Valentina:I'm available all you cute guys out there I'm famous

Courtney:I couldn't find the popcorn tin it wasn't under the table

Lacie:IT IS SITTING ON THE FLOOR OF THE KITCHEN DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE KITCHEN IS?!?!

Courtney:Yeah of course I know

Lacie:We are going to have to shut the camera off for...personal purposes

Lacie:How do you shut it off oh wait Valentina kows how to do it

Valentina:I do

Episode 8
Golden:Hello everybody I'm Golden and this is my BFF Valentina and today we are at the lovely beach

Valentina:And Vanessa is on vacation so we don't have to worry about her today

Golden:Isn't that awesome?


 * Vanessa and Demen walk over

Vanessa:FUTURE HUBBY! I didn't know you were coming here this is our vacation spot

Golden: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Golden:ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Vanessa:No

Demen:Time to take a dip


 * Vanessa and Demen jump into the water

Vanessa:Future Hubby the water's great

Golden:I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THERE VACATION SPOT THIS IS OUR VACATION SPOT GGGGGGGRRRRRR

Courtney:Hi

Golden:YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS IS YOUR VACATION SPOT

Courtney:It is

Golden:AUUUGGH GET IN THE POOL


 * Throws Courtney into the ocean

Golden:Or in the waves or whatever they are I'm losing my mind I AM SICK OF THEM RUINING MY LIFE

Valentina:Hi


 * Camera watches the 3 in the water

Golden: Are you listening to me?!


 * Lacie walks along the side of the ocean

Golden:Some things aren't all bad

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...
 * Golden runs over to Lacie

Valentina:Uh I don't know what to do right now oh wait I'll take a dip


 * Jumps into the water


 * Golden and Lacie are walking along the beach

Golden:I didn't know you were going to be here

Lacie:Yea

Golden:Do you want to walk with me down the beach?

Lacie:Why not

Golden:Really your not just saying that

Lacie:No let's go

Golden:OK

Golden:NO


 * Valentina, Vanessa, Demen, and Courtney come up with them

Golden:JUST LEAVE US ALONE JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!!

Golden:We are going on our walk come on Lacie


 * The 2 run away

Vanessa:I have to stop them before it's too late

Demen:Vanessa to our cabin hurry up


 * Vanessa sighs

Vanessa:I hate happy endings without me bye Valentina will shut the camera off

Episode 9 (Part 1 of 2)
Golden:Yello everyone I'm Golden this is Valentina

Valentina:Hello everyone

Golden:And it's daybreak so the others shouldn't be up yet

Courtney:HI

Golden:Are you kidding me ARE YOU KIDDING How are you even up right now?

Courtney: I took a long catnap yesterday and I stayed up all night

Golden:But it's not fair IS IT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO RUIN OUR SHOW NOW GET OUT

Golden:oh my goodness

Valentina:She's is so much work but Vanessa and Demen should not be up yet

Golden:Don't say that there probably awake

........................

Golden:Maybe not

Courtney:I'm back

Golden:GEEEET OOOOUUUUTTT!

Golden:Oh nonononononononoonono

Vanessa:Hi futurehubby

Golden: I AM NOT YOUR FUTURE HUBBY leave us alone it's daybreak you shouldn't be up it's the Crack of Dawn YOU SHOULD GET YOUR BIG FAT HEAD OUT OF THE CAMERA

Vanessa:But you're going to marry me someday and I want a video diary when we were just friends

Golden:I'm not going to marry you


 * Golden shoves Vanessa into Demen


 * Demen walks over to Golden with a mean face

Golden:Oh no


 * Demen jumps on Golden


 * Demen throws Golden into the plants

Golden:owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow


 * Demen sits close to Valentina

Demen:Hello

Valentina: I'm not going to marry YOU


 * Demen grabs Valentina by the throat

Valentina:You're big


 * Demen throws Valentina into the same plants

Golden:Oh Ow

Demen:OK Vanessa you can come back out

Vanessa:Hi everybody

Demen:Hello shut the camera off now

Vanessa:OK I can't do it oh well the time limit is almost up let's just let it run out


 * Demen starts singing in Spanish

Courtney:NO WAIT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY CHANCE TO SHOW EVERYONE MY TAP-DANCING

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...

Episode 10 (Part 2 of 2)
Golden:Hello everybody my name is Golden this is Valentina and we just woke up to the lovely sun beutiful isn't it?

Valentina:I think it's lovely

Courtney:And I stuffed Courtney in a box so we won't have to worry about her


 * Lacie walks by

Golden:Wait nononononono come back

Valentina:He will be back now don't tell anybody but Golden likes Lacie Lacie likes Golden and they went out GASP are you ok?

Golden:What did you say

Valentina:Uh...

Golden:I told you NOT to tell everyone on national TV


 * Golden attacks Valentina and both fall on Demen

Demen:What are you guys doing?

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...

Golden:It doesn't matter what we are doing Demen she told everyone that I LOVE LACIE AND IT'S TRUE...oops

Lacie:Cool


 * Lacie kisses Golden and Vanessa flies down to the Greenhouse

Vanessa:I heard a kiss and it was Golden's lips WHO DID YOU KISS?!? YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE GOLDEN

Golden:Why are there so much people up at this early hour?

Vanessa:Because I heard a kiss from you to NOT ME

Lacie:It was from me and I like him so back off


 * Shoves Vanessa into the plants


 * Vanessa:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooowwww

Demen:Youre gonna get it

Golden:No you're gonna have to go through me


 * Demen pushes Golden into the same plants

Vanessa:Hey

Valentina:You're not getting near her understand?

Demen:Sure but I Can still shove you over


 * Valentina magically starts floating in the air

Valentina:No you're not


 * Demen jumps on Valentina

Valentina:I think you broke my neck


 * Vanessa climbs back up

Vanessa:Where is Golden I thought he came back over here?


 * Golden gets up with flowers stuck on his head

Golden:Over here still I was hiding in that pot

Golden:Now you guys better get your-

Courtney:Hi

Golden:Oh leave us alone

Courtney:No I won't oh I have the perfect title for this At the Crack of Dawn

Golden:SHUT UP AND LEAVE

Lacie:Let's toss that Vanessa figure out

Demen:You could but then you would get it from me

Valentina:Then I will toss you out

Courtney:Then I will watch

Courtney:Now wait just a second I am gonna get that popcorn tin

Golden:I can't believe I am waiting for her

Valentina:Me neither

Demen:Me neither

Lacie:Me neither

Vanessa:She takes to long

Courtney:Don't worry I'm back I couldn't find it

Lacie:I think I've told you before where that popcorn tin when Golden got the popcorn tin and I TOLD YOU THEN THAT IT WAS IN THE S-

Golden:OK that is enough you go swearing if you get mad enough that is not good


 * Demen attacks Lacie

Valentina:Not Lacie


 * Valentina attacks Demen

Demen:I'm gonna KILL LACIE SHE WANTS TO KILL VANESSA

Golden:YOU'RE NOT KILLING MY FUTURE WIFE I can't believe I said that out loud

Lacie:So you're embarrassed huh?

Golden:No I mean

Courtney:This is better then As the Cat Turns

Golden: NO IT'S NOT

Courtney: I know As the Cat Turns is the best

Valentina:I love that show

Courtney:I know right?

Demen:That's it I'm gonna shut the camera off......how do you shut the camera off

Golden:You know how to right?

Valentina:Yes but I'm not gonna do it


 * Demen attacks Valentina

Valentina:OK I will

Golden:NO I'm the star and I say NO


 * Demen attacks Golden

Courtney:Hello

Lacie:You know since I've been here so long I am surprised that I don't know how to shut off the camera

Golden:That's it come on Lacie we are leaving this mess

Valentina:I'll shut off the camera now

Episode 11 (Part 1 of 5)
Golden:Hello everyone I am Golden and this is Valentina and we ran away to Chicago with Lacie

Lacie:Why did you bring me along?

Golden:Because I wanted a pretty face to come I mean all I have is Valentina

Valentina:Oh it's on now


 * Valentina attacks Golden

Valentina:I'm bigger then Golden

Lacie: Yep yea I know right I mean


 * Valentina loses balance and falls and Lacie

Lacie: OH NO

Golden:While they have quality time together wait a sec LACIE


 * Golden pulls Lacie off Valentina

Golden:OK OK do you need medical attention

Lacie: Why would I need medical attention you dummy

Golden: OK I'm going to the bathroom

Lacie: Oh you mean potty

Golden: Yes uh potty I will use the potty and be right back


 * Valentina gets up

Valentina:So hows it goin

Lacie:Not to bad actually Holy Cow


 * Lacie looks outside

Lacie: I see a bright light... it's an angel

Golden:Hey everyone

Lacie:There is an angel in this room

Golden: It's in the morning and that light is the sun see it's just a bush I think you need glasses

Lacie:All right time to go


 * Looks at camera

Lacie: I don't know how


 * Golden points at big red button

Lacie: OH WELL THAT'S SIMPLE

Episode 12 (Part 2 of 5)
Golden: OK I'm Golden and this is Valentina

Valentina: Yo

Golden: And we are in Chicago with Lacie

Lacie: Hey

Golden: OK I find this place soothing without Vanessa

Lacie: Or Courtney

Golden: Hey look a lion


 * Valentina stares

Lion: Hey hottie how's it goin

Valentina: heehee

Lion:Yo big cat move it

Valentina:Sorry

Golden: Who are you

Harry: Harry

Valentina: Hey

Golden:So

Harry: Where are you from

Lacie: Indianapolis

Harry: Cool

Valentina: Hmm mmm wait what

Lacie: Hmm you can't trust everybody on the street

Harry: Hmm OK so are you lost

Valentina: Yes

Golden: No were...wait a sec yes we are!

Episode 13 (Part 3 of 5)
Golden: Hello everybody I'm Golden that's Valentina and we are lost oh no!

Lacie: Dude calm down

Golden:I can't man I can't calm down we just ran away to Chicago to get away from Courtney and Vanessa and it's bad man

Valentina: Just ask someone where do go

Golden: Fine here come some googles

Lacie: There twins...twin girls

Golden: Yep


 * The googles walk over

Google 1: Oh my gosh I love you Golden

Lacie: HEY that's my job

Google 2: I'm Caitlyn and that's Abby

Golden: Before you love on me tell us how to get back to Indianapolis

Caitlyn: I don't know can we love on you now

Lacie: I hate this idea

Golden: More suitable answer

Abby: OK just take the interstate behind you and just follow that trail

Caitlyn: Can we love on you now

Golden: Fine


 * Abby and Caitlyn jump on Golden
 * Ground starts shaking

Golden: Whats happening?

Abby: Earthquake!

Valentina: Just remain calm

Caitlyn: Golden is gone and ABBY

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...

Episode 14 (Part 4 of 5)
Valentina: Hello I'm Valentina and Golden is MISSING weve checked everywhere and an earthquake just erupted and we have no idea where Golden is we are lost completely and we basically don't know where we are I wanna go home I barely know what I'm talking about because the earthquake jumbled our brains Abby and Golden are missing and we are in big trouble we need to scan the area everyone spread out


 * Lacie jumps on Caitlyn

Lacie: Giddy up


 * Caitlyn sighs


 * Abby is not in the ditch

Abby:Where is she where did she do

Lacie:She has been kidnapped HELP!!!

Valentina: I don't see anything under this rubble I have an idea


 * Starts digging

Valentina:GOLDEN


 * Pulls Golden up


 * Golden coughs

Valentina: OK?

Golden:hmm yea

Valentina:You sure you're not injured after the earthquake

Golden:What earthquake


 * Valentina gasps

Valentina:He has amnesia


 * Harry looks at Abby

Harry:So my little princess

Abby: Why do you have me trapped?


 * Harry drops a weight on Abby

Abby:OW

Harry: I have this 20 lbs. brick on you for a good reason I used to have fame and fortune as Dex Dangerous on that TV show until Golden and Valentina got more popular then me my show got cancelled and I will destroy them for good

Abby: oooowwwww

Harry: And sice Valentina will do anything for me she could trap the others in no time hahahahahahahaha

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK...

Episode 15 (Part 5 of 5) SEASON FINALE
Harry: They shall find us eventually

Golden: I do not have amnesia if that is what she told you

Valentina: You said IF


 * Helicopter starts swirling

Valentina:Where did that helicopter come from

Golden:Who is jumping out of the plane

Courtney: GERONOMO!!!!


 * Courtney lands on Golden

Valentina:Courtney!

Courtney:WE FINALLY FOUND THEM VANESSA!

Vanessa: GOOD I CAN'T LET MY FUTURE HUBBY DIE

Golden: I....AM...NOT...YOUR....STINKIN...FUTURE....HU-BBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vanessa: CAN YOU SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU

Golden:Come on we need to go

Valentina:Wait we need Lacie


 * Lacie runs in

Lacie: I'm back we have terrible news Abby is being held captive by Valentinas boyfriend

Valentina: He's by boyfriend? wait captive

Courtney:Wait what is going on I leave for 2 days and Valentina has a boyfriend

Golden:We will tell you when we get there come on make Vanessa land the plane

Courtney: VANESSA GEAR66 LAND DOUBLE O FOUR

Vanessa: WHAT

Courtney: LAND THE PLANE

Vanessa:YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT

Courtney: Pilots they get worse and worse every year

Valentina: OK Courtney so they are coming right

Courtney: They?

Valentina:Yeah Vanessa and Demen

Courtney: No it's just Vanessa

Valentina:How do we know she will be protected

Courtney: I don't know


 * Vanessa jumps from plane

Vanessa:Don't worry it's in auto park

Courtney: Auto park?

Vanessa: It's a flying car

Courtney: You told me it was a plane

Vanessa:Well sorry if...

Golden: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD LET'S JUST HURRY

Caitlyn: Oh my gosh I love you two

Courtney:Thank you

Caitlyn:You make Golden mad

Courtney:It's what we are paid for

Caitlyn: Anyway my sister is in horrible danger

Courtney:And by terrible danger you mean

Caitlyn: He told Abby first you tomorrow the world

Vanessa: Let's go come on anyone but my future hubby Courtney: Let's go come on Vanessa: Wait for us Harry: Why hello there mwahahahahaha
 * Golden and Valentina leave Courtney and Vanessa
 * Golden, Valentina, Caitlyn, Courtney, Vanessa, and Lacie bust the door

Lacie: I was right don't trust anyone off the street

Harry: While Valentina had a panic attack


 * Valentina chuckles

Courtney: You tend to do that

Harry: I snuck off in the valley and came back without no one knowing

Golden: You evil lion it's on


 * Another 20 lbs. brick falls on Golden

Vanessa: FUTURE HUBBY!!!

Courtney: ohnohono save us how heavy is that

Harry: 20 lbs. hahahaha


 * Brick falls on Courtney

Courtney: OW

Harry: Valentina who will you pick me or Golden?


 * Valentina looks at Golden

Harry:Hey hottie

Valentina: I'm in Harry

Lacie: Oh no Valentina

Valentina: I'm sorry take Vanessa and Lacie away

Vanessa: No you betrayed us

Harry: Let's marry

Valentina: OK *Jumps on Harry

Valentina: Happy Honeymoon

Harry: Ow you're heavy get off me


 * Caitlyn lifted Abby's block

Valentina: OK Caitlyn go and Lacie call S.W.A.T.

Lacie: Got it

Harry: You're not hurting me fat chance in fact


 * Harry shoves off Valentina

Valentina:OK then you'll kill you now


 * Valentina shoves Harry off cliff

Harry: Nooooooooo

Golden:Valentina I knew I'd believe you


 * All cheer

Courtney:Wait what is that

Golden:Is that the plane?


 * Plane is about to hit Valentina's eye

Valentina: OH NOOOOOOO